{"id":26,"date":"2006-01-19T17:51:53","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T16:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/?p=26"},"modified":"2006-01-19T17:54:59","modified_gmt":"2006-01-19T16:54:59","slug":"everything-is-chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Everything is Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dans un <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/forums.jeuxonline.info\/showthread.php?t=630830\">post sur le Bar de JoL<\/a>, Killrog Ushi Sama nous envoie sur un site consacr\u00e9 \u00e0 Chuck Noris : <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/\">http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Quelques extraits :<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Chuck Norris Baby\" title=\"Chuck Norris Baby\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/images2\/norrisshirt.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris is 1\/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.<\/p>\n<p>Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren&#8217;t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;aime beaucoup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans un post sur le Bar de JoL, Killrog Ushi Sama nous envoie sur un site consacr\u00c3\u00a9 \u00c3\u00a0 Chuck Noris : http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28,27],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-f34r-m3-i-4m-a-g33k","tag-i-4m-a-g33k","tag-f34r-m3","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}