{"id":207,"date":"2008-03-15T12:34:57","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T11:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/?p=207"},"modified":"2008-03-15T12:34:59","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T11:34:59","slug":"priere-pour-raptor-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"Pri\u00c3\u00a8re pour Raptor Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Raptor Jesus est une ic\u00f4ne r\u00e9currente d&#8217;une sous culture Internetesque \u00e0 laquelle je m&#8217;identifie pas mal.<br \/>Me a \u00e9crit une pri\u00e8re pour le 15 mars, je la met ici parce qu&#8217;elle est dr\u00f4le ( en Anglais par contre :S )<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><i><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"http:\/\/sc.tri-bit.com\/images\/b\/b5\/4TOMPDIT4JPOCP767WKWH6NNE6WTGZGT.jpg\" \/><\/i><\/div>\n<p><i>Raptor be with you \u2013 and also with you<\/p>\n<p>O Lord Raptor Jesus,<br \/>\nblessed art thou, you are the alpha and the omega of the interwebs, the<br \/>\nwin and the fail, the lulz and the B&amp;amp;. Our Raptor, who art in<br \/>\n\/h\/eaven, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations come, Thy posts be done in<br \/>\n\/b\/ as it is in \/h\/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget; and<br \/>\nforgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and<br \/>\nlead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from \/fur\/ry.<\/p>\n<p>O<br \/>\nRaptor, bless Anonymous and its allies on the most epic of irl raids,<br \/>\n3\/15\/08, Operation Party Hard. Shelter us from Xenu in this most<br \/>\ncrucial hour, and from fail and whammy, the anti-lulz, so that we might<br \/>\nbreak \/cake\/ with our \/b\/rothers and post another day. Protect the<br \/>\n*chans in this our struggle against ultimate faggotry so that we may<br \/>\nall, new and oldfag alike, gaze one day upon your scaly grace in the<br \/>\nkingdom of dino \/h\/eaven. Bless us with your bounty of infinite weed,<br \/>\ninfinite money, and infinite pussy.<\/p>\n<p>Bless Mark Bunker and<br \/>\nXenu.net so that their servers may spread truth far into the future so<br \/>\nthat we might continue our battle against C0$ and the Ronbots for as<br \/>\nlong as it may take. You O Raptor who is the bestower of all that is<br \/>\nepic, watch over our protests and our online attacks, especially in LA<br \/>\nand Clearwater, and protect us against Fair Game. This we ask of you,<br \/>\nour holy Raptor.<\/p>\n<p>In the name of Anonymous, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,<\/p>\n<p>Amen.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raptor Jesus est une ic\u00f4ne r\u00e9currente d&#8217;une sous culture Internetesque \u00e0 laquelle je m&#8217;identifie pas mal.Me a \u00e9crit une pri\u00e8re pour le 15 mars, je la met ici parce qu&#8217;elle est dr\u00f4le ( en Anglais par contre :S ) Raptor be with you \u2013 and also with you O Lord Raptor Jesus, blessed art thou,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/?p=207\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pri\u00c3\u00a8re pour Raptor Jesus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[56],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anonymous","tag-anonymous","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.slammy.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}